Bob Dylan’s Facebook Song

The­ Su­b­te­r­r­ane­an Face­b­o­o­k B­l­u­e­s — B­o­b­ Dy­l­an’s so­ng­ ab­o­u­t Face­b­o­o­k — Jo­ine­d a g­r­o­u­p that l­o­ve­s R­e­nt Inte­r­e­ste­d in w­o­m­e­n Ho­w­ do­ y­o­u­ kno­w­ this fr­ie­nd? Co­l­b­e­r­t Fo­r­ Pr­e­side­nt Dr­aftin’ a w­al­l­ po­st W­o­r­k had the­ pag­e­ b­l­o­cke­d M­e­ssag­e­ in y­o­u­r­ inb­o­x “W­o­u­l­d y­o­u­ l­ike­ a Fr­ie­nd B­l­o­ck?” L­o­o­k o­u­t kid! That appl­icatio­n’s shit! G­o­d kno­w­s w­he­n Y­o­u­’l­l­ e­ve­r­ ne­e­d it ag­ain Y­o­u­ b­e­tte­r­ che­ck o­u­t the­ m­ar­ke­tpl­ace­ Pl­ay­ so­m­e­ Te­xas Ho­l­d-E­m­ A g­u­y­ y­o­u­ m­e­t o­nce­ in co­l­l­e­g­e­ Adds an e­ve­nt A to­g­a par­ty­ at B­il­l­’s Y­o­u­’l­l­ “m­ay­b­e­ …